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SPOILERS>>>>>>>>>>

1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice..
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor
control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

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Here’s the full recipe video:

and another:

Here’s one that you could eat (not tried it myself, but it looks good and doesn’t contain the cranial caps and cross borehole electo-magnetic imaging rhubarb) click for edible Portal Cake recipe.

‘The Cake is a lie’ meme explained

Portal is still my favourite game. I <3 GLaDos

Internet Meme Database | Know Your Meme. A site that lists all the known internet memes and explains what they’re about.

[edit: oh, the fun... hours of it. Well worth a few minutes/hours]

Peter Backus Uses Math to Explain Girlfriend Woes. Silly, but funny in a geeky way.

This guy in the UK used Drake’s Equation to work out the likelyhood of getting a girlfriend in the UK. Drake’s Equation is to calculate the likelyhood of finding life on another planet.

He found that there were 26 suitable girlfriends in the UK.

1. it turns out he already has a girlfriend. So not a bad way of saying ‘I love you’ with maths. =)

2. I guess this might prove the existence of life on another planet. lol

I heard this on BuzzOutLoud.

Just found a great free desktop graphics site (I was bored). It’s great. DesktopNexus

You can even filter by screen resolution to find the best quality pics for your monitor size.

I also found what I reckon is the best visualiser for iTunes. It’s not free, but the demo is. The demo has ugly ‘reminders to buy’. But it’s so good that I bought it. Click for G-Force

I also quite like another visualiser from the same people. Click for Whitecap

One of those rare moments of internet zen when you stumble into something really nice for free. In this case, a whole bunch of very nice icons.

Click for 40 Beautiful Free Icon Sets

Channel 4 has made an alternative Olympic medals table that calculates medals won against population or GDP or human rights record. I’m not sure about the human rights thing, I mean how did they calculate that? But the population results put the Bahamas, Jamaica and Iceland at the top. Yay for them! click for the alternative Olympic table.